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I’m a delinquent

I miss blogging. I miss writing. I miss reading other people’s blogs. I miss the whole thing.

I apologize for my absence. Work has been hectic, to say the least, and that makes me happy. I’d much rather be busy than not!

Every morning I get a cup of food for the pooch, Zoey. I bend down and scoop the kiblets out of the bag… And every morning the smell makes me hungry. Why does that make me feel odd?

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Video of the Knoxville Mission

You may remember that I wrote about a group of us Northwest Iowa American Legion Riders going to Knoxville, Iowa to escort the remains of seven “forgotten” soldiers to the Iowa Veteran’s Cemetery (you can see the original post HERE)…

Here’s a video that was sent to me of the group leaving the parking lot. I think I saw myself go past at the 6:44 mark.

You’ll notice that there are rather a lot of bikes there, many people there to pay respects to the seven who had no family. I hope we were able to honor them…

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Rock ‘n Roll Lifestyle

Tripped over this old song by Cake the other day. It still rings true to me, somehow…

Well, your CD collection looks shiny and costly.
How much did you pay for your bad Moto Guzzi?
And how much did you spend on your black leather jacket?
Is it you or your parents in this income tax bracket?

Now tickets to concerts and drinking at clubs,
Sometimes for music that you haven’t even heard of.
And how much did you pay for your rock ‘n roll t-shirt
That proves you were there, that you heard of them first?

How do you afford your rock’n’roll lifestyle?
How do you afford your rock’n’roll lifestyle?
How do you afford your rock’n’roll lifestyle?
Ah, tell me.

How much did you pay for the chunk of his guitar,
The one he ruthlessly smashed at the end of the show?
And how much will he pay for a brand new guitar,
One which he’ll ruthlessly smash at the end of another show?
And how long will the workers keep building him new ones?
As long as their soda cans are red, white, and blue ones.

Aging black leather and hospital bills,
Tattoo removal and dozens of pills.
Your liver pays dearly now for youthful magic moments,
But rock on completely with some brand new components.

How do you afford your rock’n’roll lifestyle?
How do you afford your rock’n’roll lifestyle?
How do you afford your rock’n’roll lifestyle?

Excess ain’t rebellion.
You’re drinking what they’re selling.
Your self-destruction doesn’t hurt them.
Your chaos won’t convert them.
They’re so happy to rebuild it.
You’ll never really kill it.
Yeah, excess ain’t rebellion.
You’re drinking what they’re selling.

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Tomorrow

Tomorrow should be an interesting day.

The remains of eight Iowa veterans are being relocated from Knoxville, IA to the VA cemetery in Van Meter, IA. A group of us are gonna head down there to escort the procession.

It’s a good 240 miles to Knoxville. They want us there by 11 a.m. Needless to say, we’ll be leaving early. It looks like we’re going to be VERY lucky with the weather — this time of year in Iowa the normal high temperature is about 65 degrees, and it’s generally rainy. But tomorrow’s supposed to be about 80 or 82 degrees and sunny! Perfect for a bike trip.

I just wish it wasn’t for such a somber occasion…

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The Art of Art

The following is something I wrote for a new venture I’m going into with a buddy of mine. Drew put together a fantastic site for local artists and musicians, SiouxLAB.com, and he’s invited me to be a part of it.

What is art? That’s not a real original question, but it’s one that pops up fairly often… I don’t know if I have any insight into this or not, but I’ll gladly spew my thoughts, such as they are…

When you use the word “art” to most people, the first thing they think of is a painting hanging in a gallery. Most likely the Mona Lisa. And that is, indeed art, no doubt about it. When you push the issue a bit, your average person will widen their scope to admit music into the realm of “art.” Few people think of sculpture or architecture as art right off the bat, and almost no one thinks of commercial art (hey, someone actually designed your business card, you know) or the effort that goes into an elegant cell phone design as “art.”

Is cooking an art? Sure! Anyone who’s had a good meal will agree with that.

Photography? Is that art? Well, sometimes. If you’re just flipping up your phone and snapping a picture of your buddy peeing in an alley, well, that’s just a snapshot. If you take time to frame the shot… Well, then it might be art. Or it might be a bit twisted. Anyway, there’s a bit of a difference between a snapshot and “Photography.” All in all, though, photography is now accepted as art, thanks to the pioneers in the field who took the science to a higher level.

Regarding photography as art, I heard it put this way once. A photographer was invited to dinner party at a friend’s house. The food was good, the conversation sparkled, and everyone was having fun. Eventually the photographer was asked about his work, so he pulled out a few photos and passed them around the table.

“Oh, these photos are fantastic!” gushed the hostess. “You must have a very good camera!”

The photographer smiled and nodded… But at the end of the evening, he said to the hostess, “The dinner was great! You must have very good pans!”

Anyway, we all know that art is not independent of the tools and science needed to produce said art. The photographer needs to know how to use his camera – aperture, f-stop, ISO, composition, lighting. The painter needs to know how his paints and pigments react with the canvas, how his hand treats the brush, how shadows work. The sculpter spends most of his time dinking around with his raw materials, learning technique, studying rather than actually sculpting. The musician spends most of his time running scales, training his fingers, learning theory, and precious little time creating. Each discipline takes study, practice, science, technique, and application. That makes it VERY easy for artists to get lost in the mundane, to forget that perfection lies not only in the mixture of pigments, but also the perspective and subject and personality of the piece. A guitarist can get swept up in perfecting his sweeping arpeggios, much to the dismay of his audience who may see the apreggios merely as one component of the whole rather than a technical accomplishment. (In other words, lots of notes in a short space will wow an audience — for a time. Then they want to hear the melody…)

To go another direction, in ye olden days (and perhaps yet today, this is beyond my direct knowledge) a master sculpter did NOT do the actual scultping. The artist came up with the concept, made a small model, and let his craftsmen and artisans do the actual work. So when you look at a bronze sculpture, who is the artist? The guy who came up with the idea? Or the guy who made it reality?

I’ve spent most of my adult life doing production art of one kind or another. When I started in the print shop, I was surprised when I heard the darkroom guy refer to a business form I’d just designed as “artwork.” Everything that goes on the press is called artwork. And it makes sense — the designer has put time and a bit of soul into everything that gets printed; even something as simple as a business card can take hours to design, depending on what the customer wants. As a production artist I couldn’t let a job go through without putting a bit of extra “oomph” into it — even if the only thing I could do was choose a font that complimented the cusotmer’s logo, I took pride in my choice. Does that make me truly an artist? I dunno…

I never felt like an artist until I quit thinking of the computer as a computer. When the software I was using became so second-nature to me that I didn’t have to pause for thought as I was designing something, I didn’t have to stop to look at the keyboard, didn’t have to search through the menus — that’s when I started feeling like an artist. The design I was doing came from ME, not from what my software wanted to do. The same theory holds true when I play my bass guitar — I never felt like I was truly playing until the day I realized I had NO idea what my fingers were doing; there was little impediment between my brain and the notes.

So that’s one way to look at it, I suppose. It’s art if it’s a true reflection of what the designer, musician, artist, cook had in mind and NOT a reflection of the limitations in application.

I’m afraid I have no conclusions to this. I have a ton of other thoughts, but they’ll keep until next time.

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Waving my Feeble Fist at the World

iTunes Gets Greedy

It’s true. Apple’s iTunes online music service has raised it’s prices from the 99 cents it’s traditionally charged for a song to some screwy system where “popular” songs are $1.29, some songs are 99 cents, and the really old stuff is 69 cents.

I have to admit, this makes me unhappy. I hate to see prices rise, and I’m already grumpy at iTunes. As you may be aware, I’ve had computer problems lately. My hard drive died, so my backup data was loaded onto another hard drive, which died, so THAT backup data was loaded onto a third hard drive… Sadly, iTunes will only let you “own” limited copies of the songs you “bought” — the result being that the last time I tried to listen to iTunes I was warned that I can only make one more backup of my music library before it self-destructs and I have to buy all my iTunes downloads over again.

Grrrrr…

There’s a painful workaround to this (I think) — if I’m guessing right, I could burn all my iTunes downloads to CD as .aiff files, then reimport them back into iTunes again as .mp3’s. This will degrade the sound a bit, and will take a considerable amount of time — especially as the computer shop that fixed my hard drive broke my CD/DVD burner and can’t fix it, so I can’t make any disks at all at the moment…

Anyway, I’m a little grouchy about iTunes raising their rates, even when all the songs I personally like are probably in the “69 cent discount bin.”

FOR SALE:

One “Bill Richardson for President” bumper sticker, like new. Much like his innovate veterans’ health care program, it’s never been used.

I’m So Excited!

I’ve noticed recently that I use exclamation points a lot in my e-mails! It’s an odd thing, because I’m really a pretty low-key, laid back person, so I’m not sure where all this fervent punctuation is coming from! But it’s a little annoying! Kind of like when I went through my “dash” stage — dividing every sentence into two parts; if not three! Really — I was taught better than this! I mean — really!

Oh dang. I won.

I got a letter from the Publisher’s Clearing House last week. For months now they’ve been sending me letters, about one every three weeks or so, full of instructions on how to enter. Several times I’ve found myself poring through the material, trying to find the gold stamp and the silver certificate and the Seal of Authenticity, gluing them all in their proper places on the response form, hands aquiver, thoughts cheerfully spending my millions of dollars, dreamily pondering what life would be like if I knew how to pay the mortgage every month…

So my excitement was worth of an exclamation point when I found a letter with the words “You Won” printed in 80 point Helvetica Black on the envelope sitting in my mailbox! I ripped the envelope open, dreaming of things such as food and clothing and other such riches.

“You’ve won!” the letter read. “You’ve received this certificate worth $400 off the price of a digital camcorder!” Hooray! I’ve always wanted a digital camcorder — it would help my wedding photography tremendously! Exclamation points galore! I flipped the page over, only to learn that the camcorder in question cost over $600. There’s no way I could come up with the $200+ needed to complete the deal.

So, yay. I won.

I think I’d rather have lost.

Offer o’ the Day

If you’ve read this far, well, here’s your reward:

I’ve decided to give stuff away today to the first person to order something from HippieBoy Design. That’s, like, a $40 value!

That’s an hour’s free print design (business cards, business forms, letterhead, brochures, posters, whatever your little heart desires), if you order a web site I’ll give you one extra page free, if you want a photo shoot, you get the first hour free…

Offer good from now to 5 p.m. Central, today only (Wednesday, April 8).

Have a happy day!

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Wedding Package

Hey, anyone traveling to Iowa to get married in the near future, I do wedding photography at reasonable rates! I’m serious. www.hippieboydesign.com for details. I also do graphic design, so I can do invites, thank-you’s, etc…

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Sadness

I think my happy little daydream of working for myself is about over. I’m in serious need of a job. I’m qualified to teach college, do farm work, and anything in between. Some people think I’m a quick learner, so I’m not afraid to try something new.

If anyone hears of any openings, please let me know.

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