The Cost of a Hilton

Factoid: The average cost to house a female inmate in Los Angeles County is $99.64 a day. To keep Paris Hilton locked up, it’s costing the government $1,109.78 a day due to “medical treatment and staff associated with her needs.” source

Things You Can Do to Make Paris Hilton Richer

These are a few of the things the Hiltons own or have stock in. If you buy them, rent them, or use them, the money will eventually go to Paris, most likely.

Hilton
Conrad
Coral by Hilton
Doubletree
Embassy Suites Hotels
Hampton Inn
Hampton Inn and Suites
Hilton & Hyland Real Estate
Hilton Garden Inn
Hilton Grand Vacations
Homewood Suites by Hilton
The Waldorf-Astoria Collection
And, of course, the porn movie “One Night in Paris”

A Funny Thing I Said Lately:

“Paris Hilton found God? Really? All these people have been looking for God for so long, and it turns out He was hiding under the sink in a female penal facility in California this whole time…”

A Funny Thing I Heard Lately:

“I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage.” — Paris Hilton to Barbara Walters, talking about jail, June 11, 2007.

Um… Isn’t that pretty much the point of jail? In fact, isn’t that the definition of “jail?”